Okay, i read Sok's blog, and read 2 posts which contained cold jokes. So i decided to koped!haha.read and enjoy laughing!
1. When is a baby good at basketball?
A: When it dribbles!
2. Why do basketball players love cookies?
A: Because.. THEY CAN DUNK THEM!
3. What’s harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
4. What do cheerleaders drink before they attend a bball match?
A: ROOT beer!
5. Why did the bball player go to jail?
A: B/c he shot the ball :’(
(But Ms R said we’re all oo7 cos we all have the license to shoot..)
6. Why did the bball player go to the doctors?
A: cos he didnt get enuf shots!
Ready for the second set of jokes?
1. Why did the moron freeze his money?
A: Cos he wanted to have cold hard cash!
2. Which object is the king of the classroom?
A: The RULER! xD
3. What dessert did the Maths teacher make?
A: Pi! (:
4. What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles. Because it has a mile between the 2 s’s!
(so smile & dont miss me too much!)